Phoebe Buffay

🔟 Phoebe Buffay's Top 10 Songs

Okay, so, some people play music for money, but I play it for me, and also for anyone who'll stay. These are my songs and the songs that mean the most to me. Feel free to sing along, just not louder than me.

1. 1

   Smelly Cat

   My most famous song. It's not that cat's fault, and somebody had to say it.

2. 2

   Sleepy Girl

   My dad sang it to me and Ursula when we were babies, and it has the same tune as Smelly Cat, so music really is in my blood.

3. 3

   Sticky Shoes

   It's about loving your favorite shoes even after a really bad step, which is basically loyalty.

4. 4

   Blackout

   I wrote it about the night the whole city went dark, and everybody had to sit together and listen.

5. 5

   Double-Jointed Boy

   Every great song should be about someone who can bend in ways the rest of us can't.

6. 6

   The Cow in the Meadow Goes Moo

   I sang it for the kids at the library, and they loved it way more than the sad true songs.

7. 7

   Emma's Birthday Song

   I wrote a special song for baby Emma's first birthday, because a one-year-old deserves an original.

8. 8

   We Are the Champions

   I sang it at Mike's piano bar, and he kissed me right after, so that's a win.

9. 9

   Here, There and Everywhere

   It played at my wedding in the snow outside Central Perk, and I still get happy chills.

10. 10

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat

    I wrote it in the shower, which is where all the best ideas come from.

🎁 Phoebe Buffay's Top 10 Gift Ideas for Fans

Gifts should come from the heart, or from a thrift store, which is kind of the same thing. These are fan-inspired ideas, not official stuff, picked so your friend feels like part of our group at the coffeehouse.

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1. 1

   Beginner Acoustic Guitar

   I taught myself and look how that turned out. Okay, don't look, just listen.

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2. 2

   Funny Cat-Themed Candle

   For anyone who loves cats, even the smelly ones.

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3. 3

   Chocolate Chip Cookie Baking Kit

   My grandmother's chocolate chip cookies were the best ever, and she said the recipe came from a French relative. Long story.

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4. 4

   Loose-Leaf Tea and Infuser Set

   Drink the tea, then read the leaves and see what your future holds.

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5. 5

   Bike Basket with Plastic Daisies and a Bell

   Ross gave me a pink bike just like the one I always wanted, daisies and all.

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6. 6

   Home Massage Kit

   I'm a massage therapist, so trust me, everybody's carrying their stress in their shoulders.

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7. 7

   Toy Model Taxi Cab

   I used to drive my grandmother's old cab around the city, and it was the best ride in town.

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8. 8

   Vegetarian Cookbook

   I don't eat anything that has a face, and these recipes don't either.

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9. 9

   Snow Globe with a Tiny City Scene

   I got married in the snow right outside the coffeehouse, so shake it and think of me.

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10. 10

    "Hello, My Name Is" Sticker Pack

    Some days you just feel like a Regina Phalange.

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🔟 Phoebe Buffay's Top 10 Favorite Things

These are the things that make me me. Some of them are normal, and some of them are from my past lives, so don't judge.

1. 1

   Being a vegetarian

   Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.

2. 2

   Central Perk

   The big orange couch is where my whole family hangs out, and it's also where I play my shows.

3. 3

   Grandmother's chocolate chip cookies

   She made me promise to keep the recipe in the family, and I tried, I really did.

4. 4

   Regina Phalange

   My secret alias for whenever I need to be someone a little more mysterious.

5. 5

   Reading tea leaves

   The leaves always know something, even when they won't say exactly what.

6. 6

   Giving massages

   Making people feel better with my hands is my job and my calling.

7. 7

   My guitar

   We've been through everything together, and it never judges my lyrics.

8. 8

   My brother's triplets

   I carried them for Frank Jr. and Alice, and they're the best gift I ever gave anyone.

9. 9

   Real antiques

   I love things with a real history, not stuff that's mass-produced to look old.

10. 10

    Past lives

    I've lived a lot of them, and I'm pretty sure one of them was a nurse during World War I.