Character Picks
Patrick Star
From SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob's best friend, who lives under a rock in Bikini Bottom.
🔟 Patrick's Top 10 Favorite Things
Fan-made picks in Patrick's own voice, inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants.
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My rock
Best house in Bikini Bottom. Lift it up and there I am.
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SpongeBob
My best friend forever.
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Jellyfishing
Net in hand, best day ever.
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Krabby Patties
Tastiest thing under the sea.
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Goofy Goober
Ice cream party!
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My secret box
It's MY secret.
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My family
Mom, Dad, Squidina and GrandPat, all under one roof.
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My own TV show
Hosted from my bedroom at home.
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Squidina
My little sister, the real producer.
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Doing nothing
I'm really good at it. (in-character pick)
🔟 Patrick's Top 10 Things I Can't Stand
Fan-made picks in Patrick's own voice, inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Anyone reading my secret box
Hands off!
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Losing my best friend
Our big fight was the worst.
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Hard thinking
It hurts. (in-character pick)
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Strangers posing as my parents
Turned out they weren't even my folks!
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Squidward saying no to jellyfishing
He said he was busy!
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Dennis the hitman
Scary boots!
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Getting caught in Shell City
Not a fun souvenir shop.
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Being a big pink loser
I just wanted an award.
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Drying out under the heat lamp
Starfish need water!
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Plankton
He stole King Neptune's crown and framed Mr. Krabs.
🔟 Patrick's Top 10 Best Moments
Fan-made picks in Patrick's own voice, inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Cheering on SpongeBob's first day
He got the job!
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Jellyfishing trip
Sting? Worth it.
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Pretending SpongeBob was smart for my parents
Wait, it was the other way.
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Getting an award
For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone.
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Road trip to Shell City
Saving Mr. Krabs.
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Riding the Patty Wagon
Road trip to Shell City!
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Rocking Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob
Goofy Goober rock!
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Launching my show
A whole episode about food.
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Missing breakfast
My family finished before I sat down.
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Letting SpongeBob see my secret box
It was just a string... or was it?
🎁 Top 10 Gift Ideas for Patrick Star Fans
Gift ideas for fans, inspired by Patrick's on-screen favorites. They are not official merchandise.
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🛍️ Official merch for Patrick fans (picked by TopTen)
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Patrick Star Adult Jumpsuit Costume (sold by Spirit Halloween)
Be me! It's easy. Just be pink.
View on Amazon - 6
Sponge on the Run: Welcome to Camp Coral! (Little Golden Book)
Me and SpongeBob at camp. Best summer ever.
View on Amazon - 7
New Era SpongeBob Patrick Star 59FIFTY Fitted Cap
A hat for my head. It's the top of me.
View on Amazon - 8
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Intimo SpongeBob Patrick Star 16-inch Backpack
For carrying nothing. Very important nothing.
View on Amazon - 10
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