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Brennan Huff

From Step Brothers (R, 2008)

Self-proclaimed songbird of his generation and co-founder of Prestige Worldwide. Step Brothers (R, 2008)

🔟 Top 10 Favorite Things — Brennan Huff

I'm Brennan Huff, I'm 39, and I have very particular tastes, so don't f'n touch my stuff. These are the things that make life worth living when you're sharing a room with a curly-headed asshole. Respect the list.

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    Fancy sauce on chicken nuggets

    It's ketchup and mayo mixed together, and it's mine, so wait your turn.

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    My sword with Randy Jackson's autograph

    I bumped into him and all I had was a sword, so what was I supposed to do?

  3. 3

    Velociraptors

    Name your favorite dinosaur on three and the answer is always velociraptor.

  4. 4

    Shark Week

    Such power, it's raw power, and nobody interrupts it.

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    My code name, Nighthawk

    You don't call me Brennan when we're on a mission, you call me Nighthawk.

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    Karate in the garage

    The very first thing you do after you become best friends.

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    Chewbacca masks

    Mine doesn't have to be movie-quality to be f'n awesome.

  8. 8

    Playing army men

    Right up there with karate on the list of best-friend activities.

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    Pirate hats

    Best Christmas present ever, and I wear the shit out of it.

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    Denise, my therapist

    She says she's not my girlfriend, but she's a rascal.

🔟 Top 10 Songbird and Family Milestones — Brennan Huff

People who've heard me sing call me the songbird of my generation. My dickhead little brother Derek tried to kill that dream, but you can't keep a voice like this down forever. Here's how I got from my mom's house to the stage at Catalina.

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    Being called the songbird of my generation

    By people who've heard me, so it counts.

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    Only singing for Mom twice

    I'm very particular about who I sing in front of.

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    The school talent show

    I was 17, singing a song from an old pirate musical, until Derek got his football buddies to replace the choir and chant that I had a mangina.

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    Singing for Dale in our room

    Sore throat and all, he said I have the voice of an angel, like Fergie and Jesus combined.

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    Working at PetSmart

    Mr. Doback brought it up at dinner like it was a bad thing.

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    Founding Prestige Worldwide

    The biggest and the best, and the name hit me like a lightning bolt.

  7. 7

    Premiering the Huff and Doback music video at Derek's party

    Boats 'N Hoes got everyone's attention, I'll tell you that.

  8. 8

    Getting a job at Derek's helicopter-leasing company

    I swallowed my pride and asked, and it got me to Catalina.

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    Running the Catalina Wine Mixer

    I wanted it, I asked for it, and I nailed it until the cover band quit.

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    Singing "Por ti volaré" at the Mixer

    Dale on drums, Mom and Robert back together, Derek finally on my side.

🎁 Top 10 Gift Ideas for Brennan Huff Fans

Want to get me something? Good, because I deserve it. These are gift ideas for fans who get it, and if you're asking why I want any of this, you're coming off stupid.

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    Wireless karaoke microphone

    The songbird needs a proper perch.

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    Squeeze bottles for homemade sauces

    Perfect for mixing a batch of fancy sauce.

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    Velociraptor model kit

    The only correct favorite dinosaur.

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    Display stand for a decorative sword

    An autographed blade deserves to be shown off.

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    Shark documentary box set

    For when it's Shark Week and nobody better talk.

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    Adult pirate hat

    I can wear the shit out of one.

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    Furry space-creature mask

    Doesn't need to be movie-quality.

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    Bow tie and cummerbund set

    Tuxedos to a job interview is a power move.

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    Custom business card printing kit

    Every entertainment empire needs cards.

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    Martial arts uniform

    Garage karate is serious business.

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🛍️ Official merch for Brennan fans (picked by TopTen)

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    Step Brothers 4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital (10th Anniversary) (Unrated, includes R-rated theatrical cut)

    Our masterpiece in 4K, sharp enough to see every bunk bed.

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    Step Brothers 2-Disc Rated/Unrated Blu-ray (Unrated, includes R-rated theatrical cut)

    Both versions on Blu-ray. Double the Prestige.

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    Step Brothers Single-Disc Unrated DVD (Unrated, includes R-rated theatrical cut)

    Unrated, uncut, like my true self.

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    Step Brothers Blu-ray (later Sony pressing) (R)

    Sony's newer pressing. Fresh as a new business card.

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    Officially Licensed Prestige Worldwide Presents Boats 'N' Hoes Tee (white)

    The Boats 'N' Hoes anthem on a shirt. I'm basically a music mogul.

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    Officially Licensed Prestige Worldwide T-Shirt (dark gray)

    Prestige Worldwide, my first international company. Dark gray, very executive.

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    Officially Licensed Catalina Wine Mixer T-Shirt (ice grey)

    The Catalina Wine Mixer: the biggest event of the year. Dress the part.

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    Officially Licensed Prestige Worldwide Short Sleeve Tee

    Prestige Worldwide, my first and most prestigious company. Wear it to every meeting.

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